when will wizards give in and release d&d 6th edition.. the children yearn for necromancy
It’s not going to happen without a major change in marketing strategy on Hasbro’s part. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition was created with a couple of very specific mandates from Hasbro corporate:
- Create an “evergreen” version of Dungeons & Dragons which will draw in new players while also appealing equally to fans of every previous iteration of D&D.
- Cultivate homogenised expectations of what playing Dungeons & Dragons entails in such a way that every group becomes a potential purchaser of every first-party sourcebook.
Anything that would create a perceived split in the game’s player base is counter to both of those goals, and a new edition – or, at least, admitting that any given revision constitutes a new edition – is pretty high on that list.
(Did you ever wonder why 5E’s designers talked such a big game about modularity, then proceeded to produce one of the least modular iterations of D&D ever published, why licensed material for every first-party campaign setting that isn’t The Forgotten Realms has basically dropped off the face of the planet, and why topical sourcebooks are being displaced by big, messy guides-to-everything with no clear organising principle? See above!)
I feel like I should point out for the benefit of the folks who are scrambling to “agree” with me that 5E’s rules suck that I didn’t say a word about the mechanics of 5E. Like, let’s understand the criticism that’s being articulated before we get aboard the hate train – this is about capitalism, not game design. Never forget that, regardless of what the game’s front-line designers think they’re doing, D&D is ultimately owned by the same global media megacorp that owns Monopoly and My Little Pony; the direction it’s going can only really be understood with that context firmly in mind.
if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
Round 2: Laminated Denim vs Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava
Laminated Denim
Ice, Death, Planets, Lungs, Mushrooms and Lava
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shit fuck, i got caught up on kill 6 billion demons too quickly
i have the hardest life imaginable for any girl. sometimes i have to wake up for 12 pm shifts
Just a couple more feathered friends from this afternoon…
Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata)…
Mourning Dove (Zenaida macroura)…
Mexican Alligator Lizard aka Green Arboreal Alligator Lizard (Abronia graminea), endemic to the Sierra Madre de Oaxaca highlands of Mexico
ENDANGERED.
- Black-eyed form, Xalapa City, Veracruz
- Possible intergrade between black-eyed and blue-eyed forms, Pico de Orizaba, Veracruz
- Blue-eyed form, Acultzingo, Veracruz
photograph by Vojtěch Víta